Monday, November 22, 2010

Women Who Make the World Worse

While on a trip to Naples my friend Sarah picked up a book from a thrift store called "Women Who Make the World Worse" by Kate O'Beirne. I couldn't read a single paragraph in it without yelling profanities directed towards the author's ignorant and blatantly biased views. This woman and others like her are the reason why women get paid less for doing the same job as a man and are more likely to live in poverty. So, here is MY list of women who are truly making the world worse!

5. Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Taylor Momsen, Myley Ray Cyrus, et al.

As if young teenage women (and men) weren't impressionable enough the only "strong" female role models they are given are vapid, ignorant, and completely mindless human beings who really have no apparent talent. Okay, Lady Gaga does have talent, but the music she peddles doesn't have a trace of it anymore. And in case you didn't know, Taylor Momsen (the girl on the cover of Revolver) is 17. It just sends the message, you don't have to be smart and talented. You just have to be a thin, mindless, half-dressed bumbling idiot to be succesful. You don't need to write intelligent and inspiring works, just let catchy made-up words fall out of your mouth and make a shiny pointless music video. Oh, and dress like a heroine addict and shake your ass.

4. Stephenie Meyer.
In case you didn't already know, Stephenie Meyer is the woman who (poorly) wrote the Twilight novels. This woman who has pretty much set the current trend in vampires has NEVER seen a vampire movie except for parts of The Lost Boys which she thought was too "creepy". Vampires are vampires for a reason. They aren't supposed to be seductive in a sparkle in the sunlight kind of way. They aren't vegetarians (except in the case of Anne Rice's Louis, but she actually developed that character beyond whispered sentences and sullen facial expressions). Unfortunately these books have become a phenomenon of epic and nauseating proportions and Bella has become the epitome of an ideal teenage girl.

3. Nancy Grace.
Oh. My. Gee-yad. This woman annoys the shit out of me. I don't understand how people can watch her show for more than a few seconds without beginning to convulse and/or have minor brain damage by the end of her show. Can anyone tell me, is she still on the air?

2. Nicole Polizzi a.k.a. Snookie

I really don't have to say much for this burnt, mentally challenged, alchoholic sperm dumpster so I'll just let her say it for herself. Ooops, did I say too much?

"Vinny's like my big brother, I love him.. but usually you don't have sex with your big brother." (not usually. . . .)
"Word of the day: sympathetic. That’s a big word."
"I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned."

1. Sarah Palin

I really don't care which side of our two party system of democracy you plant your flag. It really may seem otherwise, but I truly don't. But I absolutely despise this woman. Anyone who supports the aerial hunting of any animal for sport is an absolute crude and vile human being. Enough said.


  1. Taylor Momson is incredibly annoying. I always think she's trying to copy courtney loves kinderwhore style circa 1994 and it pisses me off.
    Rrrriot girl she is not.

  2. I don't think you went into enough detail about why hannah monslutbag made the list.. just sayin.

  3. Fishnets and teased hair does not a rock star make.

  4. Well said lady...these "women" aren't giving an image worth emulating and yet the young girls are highly influenced and some even strive to be that kind of person. It makes me sick and worried about what is to come.